Poutyface Youth TeeTrademarked. Patented. Deployed at maximum effect in every grocery store aisle since birth. The lip quiver alone could end wars. The Details: Green vintage trademark style design reads "Trademark" arched at top, with a cartoon sad kid face (tear on cheek, frown) in the center. "Highest Quality" and "Since Birth" flank the face. "Poutyface" appears in large flowing script with a registered trademark symbol. "Reg. Us. Pat. Office." sits to the right.

Blue hand-lettered text reads "Yak Valley

Navy text below reads "Division" and "Champs" in two lines with a small tail swoosh on the S

Every game ends in tears

Gold text below reads "All City" in bold block letters

Printed in a single distressed yellow ink on a royal blue tee with a vintage screen-printed texture

Large white bold serif text at the top reads "Veggies

" flanked by two gold stars

"Highest Quality" and "Since Birth" flank the face

Your kid earned this jersey with years of selective hearing

White and orange ink on a black background with a whimsical

but the final product really nailed it

The training regimen is intense: grocery store aisles