Bathroom Paradise Club Adult Unisex TeeFive stars. No reservations required. The only resort where check in happens the second someone hands you a baby. The Details: White ink on a heather blue tee with a stacked typographic design. Italic script at the top reads "Take Refuge In" followed by "THE" flanked by decorative star accents, then "BATHROOM" in large bold block capitals. Below, "PARADISE CLUB & RESORT" in slightly smaller block text, flanked by palm tree icons. "Check In Anytime" in

Above the illustration

cheerful children's design aesthetic paired with unexpected text on a royal blue tee

Everything is fine

Passengers are encouraged to hold on and lower expectations

" Below the illustration

This is the only lesson plan that matters

heavier type

Bright green graffiti-style text reads "Chillin Out Maxin Relaxin All Cool" stacked in four lines over a pink spray-paint splatter background

serving as the visual punchline

gloved hands (one waving)

You will not complain

The turkey stands on a small yellow ground shadow