Normal 2 Kids Ago Adult Unisex TeeYou remember normal. Vaguely. It was somewhere between your first positive test and your second kid learning to say no. Good times. The Details: White retro text reads "I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago" in a flowing mix of script and decorative serif lettering. The number "2" appears in a large ornate serif with a curly tail. Slightly distressed vintage print finish on a blue heather tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun

Styled like a classic baseball jersey

Just an unspoken code and a group text that never stops

bold condensed block capitals reading "BAD MOTHER HUGGER" stacked across three lines

there is a very specific set of musical preferences happening

no bedtime

Soft and durable

Bright green graffiti-style text reads "Chillin Out Maxin Relaxin All Cool" stacked in four lines over a pink spray-paint splatter background

Large golden outlined text reads "Witchy Woman" in two stacked lines in a bold art-deco inspired font with inline details

the text reads "I Do It For The Ho's" in an ornate Old English gothic font with a gold/brown color and dark outline

White vintage illustration of a skeleton casually sitting up in an open coffin

Step one is non-negotiable

a line-drawn bare foot approaches a Lego brick on the ground