Furrybones KrampusKrampus is the anti Santa Claus, but (the maker of this figure asked) what would happen if Krampus was only a skeleton. Surely it will make it easier for Krampus to get down the chimney to punish naughty kids. Comes with a bundle of switches and a terrified child.

and it was only later that it was identified correctly as a secret moon of Earth

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist

We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like

after a radioactive hunk of space debris fell from the sky

Every Bigfoot hunter will want a Surprise Popping Bigfoot

Hold cockroach races or scare a family member

this toy is both relaxing and shocking

you’ll need a lot of unicorn finger puppets

he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going

You can also buy a set of 3 Finger Bats here

misidentified it as a planet

Just like a hippo lets birds clean its teeth