Jungle Man vs. LaneI needed to get out of the house, so I called up Joey Nux and told him about this wild little idea that I had but I left out a few details. He said he was down to do whatever. PERFECT! So he shows up to my wrestling ring to find just a loincloth sitting on the ring apron and a stuffed tiger in the center of the ring. I point to it and tell him to put it on then go play with the tiger while showing off his muscles. As you probably know by now, Joey

” Chase laughs

Me and Austin take on Guido and Zach

smothering my face with his armpit and demanding I flex for him

his gurgling sounds turn into screams

Zach’s hairy little body is left gasping for air and struggling to regain consciousness

Raw-voiced

Viktor has brawn

he puts on the gear and gets in the ring

Eliot seems to enjoy pulling Ace’s hair

Flash LaCash peels Johnny Jobber like a banana in what can hardly be considered a wrestling match

we’re highly impressed

stomps and tramples